Blog: RALPH MORTON
SO it’s down to the final tonight of the celebrity jungle game – hosted by the irrepressible Ant and Dec – of I’m a Celebrity, get me out of here!
Will it be Pussycat chanteuse Ashley or the Eastender’s star Charlie that takes the crown of Queen of the Jungle?
But what about the other contestants? What sort of 10 cars should they have to ‘get me out of here’?
Here’s my top 10 cars the celebs could use to ‘get me out of here’.
Range Rover
New Range Rover has gone lightweight but it’s still king of the jungle.
Rolls-Royce
Elegance and refinement – just what you need after a spell in the jungle.
Smart EV
As cutesy as Helen, the electric smart means no harmful emissions damage the jungle.
Fast Ford
When you don’t want to hang around….
Alfa Romeo Spider
When you’ve had enough of bugs in your hair…
Vauxhall Adam
When Eve gets lonely and needs a mate…
VW Beetle
Top bug.
Toyota Auris Hybrid
With all that appearance money, the contestants will want a company car tax reducing form of transport: enter the new Auris Hybrid at just 10%.
Bentley SUV
As dubious in taste as some of the Bushtucker Trials.
MINI John Cooper Works Countryman
Four-wheel drive and classic souped up Cooper MINI for fast jungle exits.
